Joke Item
![Ugly Christmas Sweater](/img/item/ugly_christmas_sweater.png)
Ugly Christmas Sweater
- Defense5
- Vitality50
- "Make the world better with a sweater."
![Diving Gear](/img/item/diving_gear.png)
Diving Gear
- Defense30
- Dexterity-6
- Walk Speed-10
- Reduces damage taken by 5% of Defense.
- "Lets you breathe in water but is super heavy."